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Eye Candy 2
[655 KB]
Created September 23rd, 2007
Eye Candy 2

The long-awaited sequel to Eye Candy is here! With 11 new simulations and entertaining diversions, you'll be kept busy for a while. Each simulation now has more behind-the-scenes information available to you, and better access to the variables that control the Actionscript behind each simulation.

Mayhem In The Skies!
[1948 KB]
Created September 12th, 2006
Mayhem In The Skies!

Catch babies with your trampoline, while shooting down explosive bombs in the sky. Pure madness!

Magic Hate Ball
[85 KB]
Created July 24th, 2006
Magic Hate Ball

It's the ball that loves to hate! Spews over different 55 insults at hapless users.

Everbound: Quest For Finality
[2262 KB]
Created May 19th, 2005
Everbound: Quest For Finality

Tired of the never-ending Final Fantasy series, our three heroes set to star in Final Fantasy XXVII, attempt to take down the redundant Square Enix corporation before their game reaches the production line. Your mission is to help them track down all three SquWoo stones from random monsters, in order to form a union and halt game production once and for all. The Quest For Finality rests in your hands.

Musical Lantern
[1223 KB]
Created December 8th, 2004
Musical Lantern

Indisputably the most popular of my Flash productions. Let the music light your way with "(I) Can, Can (You?)" by Vanessa Mae. (Song in Audio Section)

Exciting! Poker!
[330 KB]
Created June 30th, 2004
Exciting! Poker!

Think you can beat the casino at their own game? Nobody can beat the casino at their own game!

Idiot.

Sticky The Dancing Stickman
[1434 KB]
Created January 3rd, 2004
Sticky The Dancing Stickman

Dance your way through unlimited levels until your fingers fall off. Minimum requirements: 9 fingers.

Eye Candy
[69 KB]
Created December 13th, 2003
Eye Candy

The first internet production to be deemed by the FCC to cause both epilepsy and carpal tunnel syndrome!

Marathon Man
[58 KB]
Created November 11th, 2003
Marathon Man

Outrun the never-tiring Mechazoid on the never-ending track. The prize? Your sad, pathetic stickman life.

Stickman Character Animation
[37 KB]
Created August 3rd, 2003
Stickman Character Animation

Stickman Character Animation: An attempt at combining smooth animation, with smooth programming. Emphasis on "attempt".

Windows XP 19.914
[379 KB]
Created July 29th, 2003
Windows XP 19.914

Play at your own risk; Bill Gates is watching you...

Attack of The Cylinder Things
[539 KB]
Created December 30th, 2002
Attack of The Cylinder Things

You are a lone stickman, set out on an epic quest to protect... something. Or are you trying to redeem something? And what exactly are these cylinders attacking you? You can shoot fireballs? What's the idea behind that? This game possesses no artistic merit and a glaringly obvious lack of plot.

So why play it? Because you hate yourself.

World War III
[3470 KB]
Created July 30th, 2001
World War III

Only you, Agent Blue Man (or something) can prevent the third world tragedy: World War III.


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