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I present to you, the reader, the definition of the word "the", as taken from dictionary.com:


1.
     a. Used before singular or plural nouns and noun phrases that denote particular, specified persons or things: the baby; the dress I wore.
     b. Used before a noun, and generally stressed, to emphasize one of a group or type as the most outstanding or prominent: considered Lake Shore Drive to be the neighborhood to live in these days.
     c. Used to indicate uniqueness: the Prince of Wales; the moon.
     d. Used before nouns that designate natural phenomena or points of the compass: the weather; a wind from the south.
     e. Used as the equivalent of a possessive adjective before names of some parts of the body: grab him by the neck; an infection of the hand.
     f. Used before a noun specifying a field of endeavor: the law; the film industry; the stage.
     g. Used before a proper name, as of a monument or ship: the Alamo; the Titanic.
     h. Used before the plural form of a numeral denoting a specific decade of a century or of a life span: rural life in the Thirties.
2. Used before a singular noun indicating that the noun is generic: The wolf is an endangered species.
3.
     a. Used before an adjective extending it to signify a class and giving it the function of a noun: the rich; the dead; the homeless.
     b. Used before an absolute adjective: the best we can offer.
4. Used before a present participle, signifying the action in the abstract: the weaving of rugs.
5. Used before a noun with the force of per: cherries at $1.50 the box.



Now I ask you this: Would anybody who didn't understand the meaning of "the" be able to understand what a "noun", "proper name", "adjective", or "participle" is?

Furthermore, the golden rule in defining words is to never use the word itself in the definition. Yet, I see "the" occuring several times in this definition. I'd hate to see them try to define the letter "e" without using it in the definition.

And this, kids, has been your daily obsessive-nitpicking session, brought to you by the number twenty-seven quadrillion nine-hundred-thirty-seven trillion four-hundred-ninety-eight billion one-hundred-sixty-six million six-hundred-thirty-one thousand, five hundred and twelve, and the letters A through Z, plus punctuation and several other HTML control characters.

Sincerely,
"Doctor" Brett Crazenheimer

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