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Woman Has A Large Rear: A Translation Of ''Baby Got Back'' For Caucasian Males




Baby Got Back, a song by Sir Mix-a-Lot has a lot of innuendos and metaphors which may be confusing to those not familiar with that type of language. As a service to those left scratching their heads, I have provided a translation to the song for all caucasian males. See table below.

Original lyrics Translated lyrics
Oh my god Oh Holy God!
Becky, look at her butt Rebecca, gander over there at her rear end
It is so big It is quite large in appearance
She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends Instinctually speaking, I would imagine her to be the girlfriend of a rapping musician
But y'know, who understands those rap guys? On the other hand, does anybody truly understand that type of musician?
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute I propose that she is not an interesting conversationalist, but instead exchanges sexual services for money
I mean her butt, it's just so big To reiterate my previous point, her derriere is very large
I can't believe it's so round, it's like out there I find it difficult to believe how spherical it is. It is very protruded from her body
I mean - it's so gross That is to say, it disgusts me
Look, she's just so black Behold! It is such a dark shade of skin tone.
I like big butts and I can not lie I have personal appreciation for large behinds. I assure you, I am not misleading you.
You other brothers can't deny Other men of similar race to myself share my opinion.
And when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist Whenever a female enters the room possessing a smaller-than-average waist
And a round thing in your face Which she holds near to your face
You get sprung You become sprung
Wanna pull up tough You wish to become close to her
Cuz you noticed that butt was stuffed Because you became aware that her bum was rich in cellulite
Deep in the jeans she's wearing This rear is contained deep within the pants she is wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring I have developed an addiction, and I cannot yield in watching
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya Oh, nameless woman, I wish to spend time with you
And take your picture And photograph you
My homeboys tried to warn me My friends with similar interests attempted to caution me
But with that butt you got But that rear you possess
Makes me so h***y Causes my behavior to become randy
Ooh, rumple smooth skin Ooh, crumpled creamy skin
You say you wanna get in my benz Now, you claim that you wish to ride in my upper-class automobile?
Well use me use me cuz you ain't that average groupy In exchange, I request that you take advantage of me because you aren't an average woman
I've seen her dancin', I have seen her dance
To hell with romancin' I do not wish to have a relationship first
She's sweat, wet, got it goin like a turbo vette She is sweaty, therefore wet with sweat, and she behaves like a Turbo-charged Corvette automobile
I'm tired of magazines I tire of publications
Saying flat butts are the thing Which claim that thin rears are popular
Take the average black man and ask him that Statistically speaking, the average man of African race would state
She gotta pack much back That plump rears are desirable
So Fellas, Fellas So gentlemen, gentlemen
Has your girlfriend got the butt Does your significant other possess the above described characteristics?
Tell her shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it shake that healthy butt Request that she move it in a left-to-right motion, move it in a left-to-right motion, move it in a left-to-right motion, move in a left-to-right motion that large rear
Baby got back This woman I have seen has a large bum
I like'em round and big My preference is that they be curved and large
And when I'm throwin a gig And when I am performing
I just can't help myself I cannot be helped
I'm actin' like an animal I behave like a creature which is lower on the food chain
Now here's my scandal Now here is my ulterior motive
I wanna get you home I wish to take you to my place of residence
And ugh, double up uhh, uhh And become close
I aint talkin bout playboy I am not referring to a gentleman's magazine
Cuz silicone parts are made for toys Because silicone components are originally designed and intended for children's toys
I wannem real thick and juicy I like rear ends to be large and soft
So find that juicy double So I should find a pair of butt cheeks which are soft
Mixalot's in trouble I find that I am in a desperate situation
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble I find myself begging a woman because I desire her rear end
So I'm lookin' at rock videos Now I am watching music videos of the Rock and/or Roll genre
Knocked kneed bimbos walkin like hoes Skinny women are dressed like garden tools
You can have them bimbos I give you my permission to appreciate those women
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo I prefer women who resemble Florence Griffith-Joyner
A word to the thick soul sistas The following message is for these types of women
I wanna get with ya I wish to be introduced to you
I won't cus or hit ya I will not speak curse words or harm you physically
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna- However, to be honest with you, I do wish to-
Til the break of dawn Until the sun again rises
Baby got it goin' on This woman has attributes which are desirable to me
A lot of pimps won't like this song Many employers of prostitutes will not approve of my ideals
Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it Because those men like to use women as objects, and then no longer associate with them
But I'd rather stay and play I would prefer to stay and keep those same women company
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong For my anatomy is of above average size, and also of high tensile strength
And I'm down to get the friction on I also appreciate the physics of friction
So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah) So women (yes), women (yes)
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah) Do you wish to ride in my upper-class automobile?
Then turn around Then rotate 180 degrees
Stick it out Reposition yourself
Even white boys got to shout Even caucasian men are required to speak their opinions loudly
Baby got back That woman has a large rear
Yeah baby Yes, it is true
When it comes to females When it comes to women
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection Cosmopolitan magazine has no influence on my opinion of those women
36-24-36 My ideal woman is one with a 36 inch chest, a 24 inch waist, and 36 inch hips
Only if she's 5'3" However, I also require that she be 5 feet, 3 inches in height
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda So you claim that your girlfriend drives a Honda brand automobile
Playin' workout tapes by Fonda Working out along with VHS tapes produced by Jane Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda However, Jane Fonda doesn't have an automobile engine in the back of her rear
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon My pet snake does not desire you as a woman unless you have a sizeable buttocks
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt You can perform side bends exercises or try repeatedly sitting up, but I request that you not lose the cellulite contained in your rear
Some brothers wanna play that hard role Some African males will lie to you
And tell you that the butt ain't gold And tell you that they don't desire your rear end
So they toss it and leave it So they leave you behind
And I pull up quick to retrieve it But I am willing to share a Saturday night with you on a public outing
So cosmo says you're fat It would seem that Cosmopolitan magazine feels you are obese
Well I aint down with that However, I disagree wholeheartedly
Cuz your waist is small and your curves are kickin Because your waist is of a below-average size and your curves are of high quality
And I'm thinkin bout stickin I'm thinking about showing disrespect
To the beanpole dames in the magazines To those who are of a thinner frame who often appear in magazine publications
You aint it miss thing To those women, I say: You are not what I desire
Give me a sista I can't resist her I would prefer that you give to me an African woman I cannot resist
Red beans and rice didn't miss her Especially one which often indulges in a dish of red beans and rice
Some knucklehead tried to dis An anonymous jerk was made offensive remarks
Cuz his girls were on my list Because I found myself interested in the women he associated with
He had game but he chose to hit 'em He had adequate social skills, but he was physically abusive to these women
And I pull up quick to get with 'em I, myself, reacted by associating with these mistreated women
So ladies if the butt is round To women with curvaceous buttocks, I offer the following:
And you wanna triple X throw down If you want some adult-rated interaction
Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts Telephone 1-900-649-2568 to satisfy your perverse desires
Baby got back That woman has a large rear
Little in the middle but she got much back Small waisted, but large buttocks
Little in the middle but she got much back Small waisted, but large buttocks
Little in the middle but she got much back Small waisted, but large buttocks
Little in the middle but she got much back Small waisted, but large buttocks

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